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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2021


Jack habit

An addiction or excessive engagement in masturbation and/or pornography

That guy is at Costco buying only lotion and tissue; he must have a pretty bad jack habit.

by Nickesmalz February 21, 2020


Mad habits

A pattern of doing things that are completely insane.

I gotta stop these mad habits

by Wuuuhu February 17, 2022


Katiuska "Middle~Name" Robles: The Habitational; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to parianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Katiuska "Middle~Name" Robles: The Habitational; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 12, 2025


Sneaker Habit

A collector of limited, rare, OG, exclusive kicks with a sneaker addiction; will resort to desperate measures including, but not limited to, all night camp outs, brawls, and/or bankruptcy; a sneaker addict.

That dude has a sneaker habit.

Sneaker Habit is an awesome store in Livermore, CA.

by izzle415 August 09, 2012


baby habit

A baby Habit is when you do any type of drug (mainly marijuana) but only on rare occasions and you have complete self control.

Loser Friend - "Holy shit bro you smoke! What is wrong with you?"
You - "Don't worry, its just a baby habit."

by ghettowordsking April 09, 2014


Dirty Habit

An adult joke in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where Violet tells Wonka “Spitting is a dirty habit” to which Wonka replies “I know a worse one” which is a joke saying that swallowing is dirtier than hawk tuah

Spitting is a dirty habit I know a worse one

by Vielee July 05, 2025