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head hair

When performing fellatio and a hair, generally a pubic hair, enters the fallatiater's mouth. Occasionally the hair will get snagged between the victim's teeth causing significant irritation. Another typical scenario includes the hair sticking to the tongue, often precipitating a half-cough/half-gag reaction similar to a cat coughing up a hair ball.

"Ugh, I always get head hair when I blow Tommy. I wish he'd trim his pubes."

by Simply the best February 5, 2016


Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs is a new word by YouTuber Anix and it means, well, the green spiky hair-plants on top of a pineapple. Hi YouTube!

Anix: Hey! Your hair looks like Pineapple Hairs!

Some other kid: Bruh.

by *add your pseudonym here* June 16, 2020

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Hair Curtain

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

by tinyunicorn June 18, 2015


hair nazi

A crazy Italian bitch that opened a salon across from a pizza parlor. Motherfucks you every time you come to get your haircut! Wide eyed and big nostrils! Bitch is CRAZY!

Dude: I’m going to get my haircut today .
Other dude: by who?
Dude: the hair Nazi......
Other dude: holy shit bro....that bitch is crazy!
Dude: I know bro...she’s the fucking hair Nazi!!!!!

by Hair nazi April 5, 2018


Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs, the hair on top of Spongebob’s house. This is a glorious, thick, beautiful hair laid upon the tall, orange, pineapple house.

The Pineapple Hairs on top of Spongebob SquarePant’s house is so green and luscious.

by Julxox June 16, 2020


Physics hair

The state one's hair assumes after spending copious amounts of time attempting and ultimately failing to solve a difficult physics problem. It occurs when you run your hand through your hair in frustration of being unable to solve the problem.

I was in the library all night doing physics, you should have seen my physics hair dude.

by ltm4 October 24, 2011


Greasy hair

Someone who's hair is like a McDonald's deep fryer

Me: Joe you have some greasy hair

Joe: *angry face*

by Hahahahgreasy December 5, 2019