half booty

Describing a certain amount of weed. The word deriving from hoods in Dayton, Ohio.

Bruh, hit yo weed man up. Tell em all I need is a half booty.

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half-chad

1.One who is not in possesion of full mental faculties, usu. due to self created environmental factors, such as bad diet, poor hygene, drug abuse, alchoholism, from being an extremely lazy thinker or an otherwise slacker.

2.A lazy, stupid, ineffectual, naive, complaining and demanding individual.

3.A weakling.

1 While on her show, Anna Nicole Smith was an unapologetic half-chad.

2 The unemployed 41 year old mama's boy, making a scene at the pizzaria over the price of the buffet was being a total half-chad.

3 My half-chad little sister can't do a single pushup.

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Half-Cog

Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive".
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.

Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..."

Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."

Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"

Half Jock

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.

1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."

hyperbole and a half

hilarious blog site. half web-comic, half life story, all funny. written by Allie Brosh.

origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture

"yeah i just read 'the god of cake' on hyperbole and a half, it was hilarious!"

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Half Star

Performing oral sex on a man's dirty unit after receiving anal sex from him. Usually done as a sign of appreciation and approval for a job well done.

She was so grateful for the way he hit her ass like a speedbump that when he finished she gave him a half star.

Half Send

When you are only 50% committed to the stupid shit you are gonna do. Quarter send is only for pussies.
NELK 4 LIFE, SATURDAY IS FERDA BOYZ

Too many half senders reppin the full send.

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