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Where you already are.
Heaven is not "somewhere over the rainbow."
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Heaven is a place where everything is wonderful and your every desire and need is met.
Brian looks and acts like he is in Heaven when he is sucking cock.
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a girl that is the definition of perfect , they are usually very shy but after a while they tend to open up to you , they have the most amazing personality ever and they always show it , they’re beautiful in every sense of the word and make every other girl look like trash , they love long nice talks and love to watch any paranormal type of movies or tv shows , heaven is an amazing person and the amount of love they can dish out rules out everyone else , they’re always there to make you smile and just their presence can completely turn your mood around , in all , heaven is perfect and deserves the entire world and more , and i’m happy that i get to call one mine < 3 .
Guy 1: dude did you see heaven ? they look really pretty today
Guy 2: they’re pretty every day , they deserve the world
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Heaven in a place that members of religions such as Christianity believe we go when we die if we follow their religion.
Heaven is suppose to be a place where happiness is eternal and it is perfect. However, no matter how great a place is, no matter how nice and happy everyone is, there is bound to be one bastard there that pisses you off, even if they are trying to be nice. You know the type, the really annoying type that follows you and won't leave you alone.
If you can't be away from the person, heaven isn't perfect because he pisses you off. If he can't be with you, he gets upset and heaven isn't perfect. I conclude that heaven must therefore be a state of mind where we are happy due to our inside only and we are unresponsive to the outside.
Heaven, I conclude is a cell where we are drugged up to give us a false feeling of happiness. Eternal happiness with no thought or any other feeling. Happiness can only be appreciated in comparison to other emotions. Without saddness, there is no happiness. Just as there is no good without evil.
I proclaim that heaven is us in the void of non-existence with no emotion.
If you think that makes no sense (Which I admit it doesn't.) Think about the websites that consider this proof that god exists.
"If God doesn't exist then we can never know what is good just because there is no ultimate good to be known."
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An imaginary place inhabited by Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and superman.
Hey I'm in heaven....look it't the tooth fairy....oh and god
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heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.
"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit
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