Heavy Salad

Heavy Salad - Hard work, when something is stressful or too demanding it is heavy salad..

Mike: This is fucking hard work this kid!
Justine: I know mate, heavy salad that.
Mike: Tell me about it kid...

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Heavy-T

When having sexual intercourse with a female, preferably rawdog anal, you yell "I DONT EVEN AIM" and make a considerable mess in and around her mouth. Following a thorough ejaculation, take a toothbrush and get yo dental health on with the considerable mess!

Danny: "Hey Tara, want to perform a Heavy-T after i finish watching the notebook?"

Tara: "Sure, lemme go pick up a new toothbrush first!"

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heavy is dead

It is a video where the character heavy (from tf2) is dead. It is so simple.

Hey! look at this! Heavy is dead!

heavy work

When your boss requests a task that involves violence against an adversary.

Grab your piece and get in the van; we have heavy work to do.

Heavy electricity

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.

Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.

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heavy boots

From the novel Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. The narrator uses this phrase frequently to describe something making him feel sad, bummed out, or otherwise distressed.

Seeing homeless people gives me heavy boots.

Hearing that my best friend's grandma had died gave me heavy boots.

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Heavy wevies

An alternative term for very large knockers

Nick: Daaaamn she got the heavy wevies.
Connor: I would insert