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verb; masturbating in your room with your roommate in the living room
I was clicking the hedgehog for 30 minutes straight before Jon came back from watching the game
A lonely heart experiencing hedgehog's dilemma craves loving relationship but:
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Doubts that love as she defines it is possible
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Has built up a wall around her heart as a defense from past hurts
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Is in love and is afraid, very afraid
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Is necessarily cautious
Is one suffering from hedgehog's dilemma more compatible with a porcupine, who is also guarded, or a puppy that is open to and unafraid of love?
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The act of inserting a scrotum, typically prickly-haired, all or partway into the receiving orifice during coitus. Considered to be the next step of deepness after "balls deep".
When they played Sonic, the winner's reward was dipping the hedgehog in the loser's orifice of their choosing.
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Someone who appears to be the "Ultimate Life Form"
Person #1: Dude, do you know Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person #2: Dude, he's the Ultimate Life form.
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a hedgehog in the sonic team that can hover and has a telekinesis powers so he can pick up objects with his mind
person 1: silver the hedgehog is awsome!
person 2: the hedgehog in the sonic team?
person 1: ya
person 2: i know!
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A woman (or man, possibly) of easy virtue.
Probably from: 'She had so much dick in her, she looked like a hedgehog'
"Get that hedgehog away from the water cooler, else we're all getting the clap"
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