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A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".
I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.
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1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad
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when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything
When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.
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To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.
I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.
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It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)
The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.
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To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.
My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.
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grimace and steve playing pong in kristin's basement and the cups were set up all over the table randomly, as if Helen Keller set them up.
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