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1) A small town in Michigan that is about an hour's drive away from the MSU area. This town has two buildings. (As I said, SMALL.) The first is an "Ice Scream" store, which also sells t-shirts with slogans such as "Been through Hell" and various other souveniers. The other is a small post office, which will singe the edges of letters and postmark them from Hell. Popular place to send allomony checks from. Will also sell you a square inch of Hell for $6.66.

Due to Hell's location, it really does freeze over quite often.

2) A fictional place of torture during the afterlife. A place Unitarians don't believe in.

3) Any place you don't want to be.

1) So, I was walking through Hell yesterday and it was freezing, man. There was almost four inches of snow on the ground.

2)Oh noes! You stole that pen you found in the street?! You're going to Hell!

3) Oh, God. My mom's making us go to Hell. Something about a speech she's giving. All I know is we're spending 4 hours in some hot, sweaty auditorium.

by Maggalaggadingdong August 28, 2006

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hell of

The phrase that the word hella is the contraction of. Hell of means the same thing as hella, but it conveys more emphasis. It is always the most stressed word in the sentence.

It's hell of fucked up that his mom died.

by blair April 12, 2004

60๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hell

A place of afterlife for the assholes who didnโ€™t follow god and it is for torments and punishment and fucking lava everywhere and fire and people burning Like a fucking chicken nugget.

People u will find in hell
Whores

Prostitutes
Criminals
Thiefs
Dick suckers
Non god believers

Satnism assholes
Donald trump
Hijakers
Kidnappers

Rapists

More assholes
People doesnโ€™t do shit in life and fucking lazy
And more assholes
James Charles
Pedophiles
Logan Paul
Jake Paul
Hair dick barbars
T-Series

by Wael blox August 11, 2019

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hell

contrary to popular usage, in certain parts of australia 'hell' is used to mean... awesome (weird i know)(1).

derivations of hell include 'hella', meaning super-awesome (2); or 'really, really, REALLY'(3)

1. my new shoes are hell!

2. your mother is hella in bed.

3. that movie was hella funny

by suite<3 April 3, 2009

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Hell

A nightclub in Providence, Rhode Island.

Are you going to Hell tonight?

by Mackla August 27, 2005

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Hell

Smack-dab in the middle of Alabama.

Some people will tell you that Hell is "where every evil soul goes after the body dies. It is located in the middle of the Earth and populated by little red guys who poke you with sharp sticks. It is ruled over by Satan, Prince of Darkness, and is the homeplace of the worst torturers in existence." These people are lying. There is nowhere worse than Alabama.

by Squeed September 1, 2005

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Hell

A number of distinct words and concepts in the original Greek that the New Testament was written in were all translated into the single English word Hell, from the Teutonic word โ€˜Helโ€™ which meant โ€˜to coverโ€™ and later was the name of the Norse goddess of the underworld and later of the underworld itself.
Tartaros
In 2 Pet. 2:4 this word is used to describe a place where angels, not human beings, that have sinned are temporarily imprisoned.
Geenna
This word is used by Jesus to reference a physical (not ethereal) and specific (not abstract) garbage dump in the southwest of Jerusalem where the physical bodies (not ethereal spirits) of criminals were disposed of and cremated in flames instead of being given an honorable burial. When Jesus says hell in contexts such as "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?โ€ (Matthew 23:33) Geenna is the word actually used. Today this valley is no longer a garbage dump and has instead been converted into a park.
Hades
This word, which means โ€œunseenโ€ describes the state of nonexistence in death. A being in the state of Hades does not do or experience anything. Sometimes poetic license is taken to express some point, but this is figurative. The term itself in the context of the bible refers to the state of nothingness, the Greek counterpart to the Hebrew Sheol.
Sheol
Although this later evolved into a type of afterlife, originally this, like Hades, meant merely the grave. The good and bad alike go here.
Lake of Fire
This was a later construction found in Revelations.
The Christian concept of hell evolved out of a hatred for the Romans, who ruled over the Jews, and a desire to annihilate them totally. This incredibly black hatred and desire for revenge to an unjust degree was forged out of a deep-seated insecurity, the childish rage that can only think of destroying oneโ€™s adversaries, and an incredible jealousy that wanted to rule over the Romans the way the Romans currently ruled over the Jewsโ€”taken to infinity.

"You're all going to hell!"
"Which one?"

by Freiheit November 26, 2005

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