Hello

I think the best "greeting" word ever made in the English language. Can also be used as an expression of shock or absolute amazement.

1.Person A : Hello!
Person B : Hey!

2. Person A: Hello! What the heck are you doing with that lawn mower?

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hello

its a fucking greeting you fucking dumb shit get with the program

your mom says hello to her old bf in high school ....5 mins later :NYA! HARDER HARDER!!!

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hello

A word used to introduce yourself.

Hello, my dear random person.

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hello

to get someone's attention

So, what do you think about this?
*wait for a minute*
HELLO?
*if no response, you have lost them"

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Hello

A fucking penis being eaten by a crow with a dog licking your dick with peanut butter on it

Ew are you doing hello?

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Hello

Something you use with strangers or people you chill with. It is also used towards parents. Hello is usually not used with best friends

Hello Maridith! How are you?
Hello mom! I love your shirt!
wasssssss up loser! How was the baseball game?!?!?!?

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HELLO!

Greeting used by an obnoxious co-wrorker to answer the phone. Generally it is bellowed loudly for all to hear, as if others should be interested in their conversations. The first HELLO! is usually followed by a second, slightly quieter Helloo!

Co-workers that tend to do this often wear slacks that are too short, still live at home, inappropriatley insert their opinions into private conversations, and insist on following other co-workers to the rest room.

Phone: RING RING RING
Co-Worker: HELLO!
Caller: silence
Co-Worker: Helloo!
Caller: silence
Co-Worker:Is anybody there?

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