the hottest afro-latina you will ever see /srs
jae: omg is that hermes costello her titties are big
aimee: wtf
The act of doing something extreme without little thought or planinning
Roman: "get a round for the bar!"
Rick: "fuckin herm"
1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.
1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”
2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”
A female who has a likelihood of having an appearance of man, and/or has a physical trait which belongs on man. (Moustache, Muscles, etc.) (Noun).
Person 1: Yo Bob, take a look at them fine women working in that office!
Person 2: Don't be silly. They're men.
Person 1 *Looks closely...*
Person 1: Nevermind, they're just Hermes. Let's go fetch the boys for a manwhich.
Person 2: Sounds Like Fun!!!
Hermes is a very sexy man, but you are not like to notice that at first sight. His looks are deceiving: At first he might seem a little bit weird or off, but once you get to know him, you'll soon see that he is an amazing person, highly intelligent, highly conscientious and therefore extremely productive. You would be lucky to have him as a friend or business partner. Hermes makes for an extraordinary lover and posses a very long shlong :)
If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!
OMG, your boyfriend is a Hermes? His dick must be huge!
Sure is.
A guy who interrupts people with "wait" or "holdup"
Look at that guy, he's being a hermes
Hermes is a Package Delivery Company.
Was your Hermes order delivered yet?