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The Hidden Seagull:
Secretly masturbating while watching a couple have sex, then once you've blown your load in your hand, run over to the couple and slap the semen around one of them. Seagulls do not aim when they excrete so point of contact is not overly important. You then need to run out of the room whilst making a loud seagull caww.
1. "I woke up and they were having sex right next to me!"
2. "omg what did you do?!"
1. " what any man would do in that situation, the Hidden Seagull"
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"i'd love to do The Hidden Seagull one day"
1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it
She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.
A female that has multiple sexual partners in a day.
She’s an easy hidden pastry.
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A New One Hour Mystery Series On The CW Television Network. Many who have not seen the pilot call it 'The OC Rip Off' or 'The Crappy OC Spin Off'. It's no such thing. It's a smart and intelligent new show that can more accurately be called a male version of 'Veronica Mars'.
Guy #1- Have you heard about the new CW show 'Hidden Palms'?
Guy #2- Isn't that just a rip-off of the OC?
Guy #1- It's nothing like the OC you idiot! It's so much better! If you like 'Veronica Mars' you'll love this show!
Guy #2- Hmm... Sounds awesome! I'll check it out!
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A girl who wears baggy clothes and no makeup that hide her epic curves and sexiness
Matt: "I'm thinking about asking out Nancy."
Dan: "NO. She only wears sweatpants and never goes to parties!"
Matt: Exactly. She's such a hidden hottie."
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A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.
I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.
A girl who you would've thought had no butt mysteriously brings one out.
A girl who got a butt low-key.
"Damn girl, where them hidden cakes come from?"