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Hog Hard or Hog Home

"Hog Hard or Hog Home" a.k.a "HHOHH" is a phrase used to describe the act or process of "Hogging". The phrase dictates that the individual involved in the act of "Hogging" must either "Hog Hard" (i.e. perform the act of "Hogging" to the fullest extent physically possible) or "Hog Home" (i.e. return to said individuals dwelling if he fails to participate in the sport of Hogging actively and competatively).
If the individual chooses to not participate in the sport or fails to compete he is required to "Hog Home". Alternatively, the individual that chooses to "Hog Hard" typically becomes the embodiment of all that is great in the eyes of his gentlemen competitors. The individual who "Hogs" the hardest,usually the individual who goes home with the most unpleasant hog as determined collectively among his gentleman counterparts, is the ultimate winner in this gentleman's sport.

Alfred: "Winston, old chap, did you happen to see the Hogging match last night at the Tavern?"

Winston: "Indeed I did, and quite a performance it was, to much the dismay of many gentleman who were forced to hog home Theodore hogged hard and won the match with minimal difficulty!"

Alternatively, prior to the beginning of the math one gentleman may turn to the other and say, "Hog Hard or Hog Home" which indicates that the match has begun.

by Hoggard December 7, 2007

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On The Hog

A term used to describe when someone has contracted the H1N1 influenza ('Swine Flu').

Did you hear? Bill's on the hog. He won't be back to work for two whole weeks.

by RoisinDubh October 26, 2009

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mic hog

In voice-enabled chat rooms, a mic hog is a typically annoying and boring chatter who holds the mic without sharing.

I hate it when the mic hogs get on and drone on and on about their shopping or dogs or pick'em-up trucks.

by Mo Dixley September 12, 2005

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Hog Body

A term said by drag queen, Adore Delano, on the 6th season a Rupaul's Drag Race. It means a body with a wide mid-section, and in the case of Drag Race, a mid-section that is not cinched. The first time it's used on the show is when Adore defends herself after a judge, Michelle Visage, critiqued her for not wearing a garment to cinch her waist.

Michelle Visage: Why is your waist not cinched?
Adore Delano: I just want to show my hog body.

by your_slutty_mom May 17, 2020

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lady hog

Slang for female genitalia.

lets stop here, Abu needs to drain her lady hog.

by Bbopperus May 18, 2019


Hog mount

noun: A fucked up situation that is illogical. Often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. This term is a Deep South synonym for cluster fuck.

Guy1: Hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some ketamine?
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.

by We know it really is broken July 1, 2013

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hog taker

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

by Hamper Hunter November 15, 2020