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Leila Holland is by far the prettiest girl u will meet. She’s a bit of a psycho path but her beauty outshines it. If u need a stalking buddy leila has got you. She knows everything about everyone. Never mess with her though or she may try and suck ur blood. She’s in LOVE with Caillou so don’t ever hit on him. Don’t be scared if you ever find leila to be talking to herself don’t worry. It happens. She also likes to talk to inanimate objects... it’s best to just leave her be when that happens. All in all she’s a good person...if u don’t mind the murderess side of her.
Do you know where my kid went?
I think Leila Holland has her in the basement again
Oh ok makes sense
Hottest guy and has the beautifulest voice on the face of earth if you don't know who he is its about time you learn😍😍
Have you heard Kenny Hollands new song ' this dance'
No
Oh well you should go check it out
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holland landing is a VERY small town located in ontario. the town is within the community of east gwilumburry. we are known for growing ontario's veggies, and our drugs. Holland landing is pretty boring but really chills. all you can do is walk. Mac's is the place where most people chill. holland landing is so filled with druggies we're called flower town. H.L. is the nickname for holland landing, because holland landing is just too long to say. RDP/river drive park, is the most disgusting, duggie filled place of life. RDP is supposed to be a trailor park, but it's where people live. do not mix it up with H.L. because H.L. is clean at least. people say RDP is the disgrace of H.L.
"where do you live?"
"H.L."
"what?"
"Holland Landing"
"what the hell is that?!"
"a place to get stoned"
kid: "mom can i go for a walk with my friends?"
mom: where are you going to walk to?"
kid: ''macs"
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There is no way he is 14 but he claims he is. LIAR
Who’s that six year old wiv a dogs name ?
Oh that’s Paddy Holland
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When two people lay opposite of each other, sharing a blanket. One person farts and it travels to the opposite end towards the other person.
My girlfriend got up off the couch. She was mad I Holland Tunneled her. I farted under the blanket we were sharing and the smell came out her end.
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when your getting a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth and she gargles your cum on your dick
guy1: hey i heard you got some action last night?
guy2: yeah she gave me a Holland's Gift
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Tessa Holland is Tom Holland's adorable lil' floof. She's a blue staffy but not dangerous at all and really like cuddles and sandwiches.
Tessa Holland is the world's cutest dog!
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