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kane holt

the art of having a piss kink.

piss on me daddy kane holt”

by ellie hou August 12, 2022


ollie holt

A child declared at birth as gay due to certain star signs. This child would most likely try to hide his gayness but do not be fooled. He is a dangerous 14/10 on the gayness meter

Gary: " yo this kid in my class is so fuckin gay bruv but he's trying to hide it"
Joe: "bro that's Ollie Holt. U better stay away from him. He's 14/10 on the gayness meter"
Gary: "oh shit"

by Gayboi696969 December 13, 2018


Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.

Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.

by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023


Holte

The truest of the true.

The most extreme.
To express with utmost urgency and authority.

“That’s some Holte shit right there!”
“No Cap?”
“No Cap!”

I Holte tell you - Jack better be makin my ass a salad!

by Hertle the tertle July 15, 2022


Sarah Ann-Holt

One of the cutest people you will ever meet. She is a very seductive. She is always cracking jokes and is truly hilarious. She is really beautiful, even if she may not believe it. She has the most amazing hair and is the best person to spend your time with. The most huggable and lovable person you'll ever meet. You'll never forget the time you've spent with her. Her name means princess and she in hood terms would be considered a dollar because she is like ten dimes.

My bae is totally awesome. Her full name is sarah ann-holt and wooww is she perfect.

by KillahJay March 20, 2018


derek holt

the one that broke my heart. yeah, it's you Derek, the SC one. A total player and fuckboy. waste of my time

i should have never even talked to derek holt

by derpydood January 15, 2020


Harry Holt

A person who has sexual intercourse with his cousin and is a sexual threat to children.

Kids! Harry Holt is coming to get you!

by curry muncher 69 July 19, 2022