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The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon
Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.
When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door
When you can’t fall asleep so you bust a fatty in order to go to bed
Dude last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I took some homemade nyquil!
When your mum cuts your hair and she isn't a hairdresser.
Check out that boys homemade Chomper.
An elevator that you make yourself.
I am a homemade elevator.