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What you should be doing right now.
I should be doing homework right now instead of reading hilarious definitions on Urban Dictionary.
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DICTIONARY STYLE: school work given to students to be completed at home
MINE AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT ISNT A TEACHER'S STYLE: an absolute waste of time. lets go to school to sit on our asses and listen to a teacher talk the whole period, while we could be doing work that is now classified as homework. we could be out with friends having fun or locked in our rooms in an intense game of modern warfare 2 or uncharted 2 or whatever game you play or playing sports preventing obesity or doing whatever the fuck we need to get by in our lives without hurting or killing ourselves. by the way, hillary clinton is a cock licking dick sucking wang fucking bitch who wants to give us school on saturday and 7 hours a day instead of 6-6.5.
homework causes (in me and my friends at least): suicidal thoughts, hating a teacher, hating school, hating life, not being able to have a life, taking away valuable free time, writing definitions of it on urban dictionary.
me: "Mrs fuckhole gave out so much homework the day we got back from christmas break. i just found out thats the reason why whats-her-face killed herself.
friend: "...*silence*...
me: "bob? billy bob joe? bing bong bob? bubbity bubba bob? hey bob why arent you- HOLY SHIT"
*friend lies there with a gun next to him with a hole in his head and a note that says "fuck homework fuck my life fuck you all good bye"
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An educational object that spanks you like a little, red-headed, stepchild.
Homework: Get over here, baby!
Student: SHUT THE (BLEEP!) UP!
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what homeschoolers have all the time.
also what I am supposed to be doing right now.
What do you mean do I have homework? All of it's homework!
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An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.
Can you come over and help me do my homework?
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homework. A song or something we hate
hey can you help me with my homework
you used to let me cry on your shoulder
no bitch I don’t mean the song, I JUST WANT HELP WITH THE HOMEWORK!!! :(
The worst idea in history ever. You go to school wasting half of your day learning nothing and when you can finally go home you're fucking tired and have to do lots of homework leaving you no time to do anything you actually learn something from, often making you go to sleep too late getting even more complaints. Homework makes you suicidal.
So I wanted to watch a movie yesterday, but I had to spend 3 hours doing fucking maths homework.
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