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Hoodie

A term originated in a bathroom stall, oral sex performed by a woman/gay man to his/her partner.

"Dude, last night at the boardwalk I was with my girlfriend and her parents and I really wanted some rough head. I knew her parents would kick my ass if I asked so I told her I was cold and wanted to go buy a "hoodie" from one of the stores."

by DirtyDurbin April 14, 2009

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Hoodie

Any item of clothing which had a good, regardless of zippers, length, sleeves, material, or hood cords

โ€œThis dude really called Lamarโ€™s hoodie a jacket!โ€

by The United States clothing rep September 26, 2018

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speer hoodie

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021


Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.

Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 7, 2021


Dysphoria Hoodie

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

by Ghost_king666 April 22, 2019

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Hoodie hug

A hug between you and someone else (preferably a significant other) while both wearing cozy hoodies.

Bro me and Samantha hoodie hugged last night and it was so warm and cozy.

by Ethanpartysquid May 28, 2020


Hoodie's Law

When a comrade attempts to give evidence to support their claim, that evidence will invariably result in supporting the claim of their capitalist opposition.

All commies fall to Hoodie's Law

by Awesomsaurus Rekts June 19, 2017

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