Hooking it

1. (v.) The Act, process, and/or methods of and involving the illegal solicitation of sex.
2. (v.) To stand on a street corner offering sex in echange for payment of any kind.

Too busy hooking it, ain't ya suzy?

Hey Bob! Look, that fat mexican chick is still hookin it, oh wait... DAMN, that's just your mom.

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Hooked

To have hooked up with someone. You can also "hook" or be hooking with someone.

Last night Joey Freeman and I hooked.

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Hook

To latch-on to a gay person's anus with the index finger. The term for "hooking" originates from this. Gays prefer one finger at a time although closet gays prefer the whole fist.

Hey did you see Maurice hook that gay bloke at the beach?

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Hook

The west coast version of a Gill. If someone says something stupid, you reserve the right to burn the back of their neck with a quick and forceful hand rub as if you were "hooking" their neck.

Joe: I went to KFC for lunch but all they had was chicken.
Bill: Of course dumbass, it's KFC! Thats a hook!
Joe: This is gonna hurt...

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hooks

1. when u see a friend and give them something u have or have access to and they don't thereby causing them to get excited and say, "HOOKS!"

2. part of a statement to imply to someone that u would like them to give u some of what they got.

1. Statmore girl 1: "Hey, here's the last beer."
Statmore girl 2: "Hooks!"

2. "Hooks with the blunt!"

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on the hook

Owing money.

Grandpa was on the hook for $1,000 after walking through our screen door.

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hooks

a short, midget like being, with the heart of a warrior and a like of Texas (his only shortcoming).

Watch out for that hooks! He is spewing his pro-texan crap again!

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