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A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.
The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.
Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."
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defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...
"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."
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Anyone who has danced at the Connection in WV and probably should not have.
Robin was a hot mess last night at the connection
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An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the definition of a hot mess express.
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(Adjective) a person who looks like they are "tore up from the floor up!" Similar to a "hot mess" but a million times worse, cause they also look like a prostitute/whore of a mess!
"whoa! you are a tranny hot mess"
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flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail
Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)
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A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.
A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.
Samantha Ronson is a hot mess trifecta
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