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To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person
Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?
Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard
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1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.
2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.
3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.
n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?
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1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.
2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.
3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.
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Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them
Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!
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A game involving ten guys. Five a side, you stand about three metres from each other, and using some kind of object (A shoe or ball works well) you throw it at the opposition team, aiming at the testicles. If the object strikes you anywhere and you flinch, you lose a piece of clothing. If the object hits your balls and you DON'T flinch, you get to put a piece of clothing back on. Once you're naked, you're out; last man with clothes on wins for his team.
We were bored last night, so we played How Do You Like Your Eggs?
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First of all,why are you asking this in Urban dictionary?
and secondly,I can't teach you how cuz I am bad at teaching
thridly,the defenition of this sentence is "I would like to acquire the knowledge needed to solve the cubicle puzzle whichst everybody have had an aggrement of the common knowledge that said cubicle puzzle will have a name of "Rubik's cube"."
Simple:"I need solve rubix cube"
Guy 1:How do I solve a rubik's cube?
Non-cubers:It's impossieble also is call rubix cube
Beginners:Daisy,Cross,1st layer,2nd layer,yellow cross,color match,twist,finish touch.
Speedcubers:CFOP.