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Used as a fake name in any given situations, usually on the internet or a prank, Hugh Jass is meant to sound like "Huge Ass" during when said during everyday speech.
Hugh (Joe): Hello, my name is Hugh Jass.
Frank: Huge what??
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A dad joke. That when said fast sounds like: humongous. Implying that you have a really big penis.
Lady 1: What is your name?
Guy 1: Hugh Mungus.
Lady 1 (Triggered): HE JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!! THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!!
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Someone who takes children's shoes while they are not looking and loves a good BLT
Alan: Theo why are you always taking kids shoes and asking for BLT's!
Theo: I think i'm a bit of a Mr Hughes
Hugh MacMaster has a penis so large, he has to use a custom made condom. when entering other countries he has to declare his penis as a weapon of mass destruction, currently enlisted in the army his penis is regarded as a nuclear bomb as when he spurts semen entire cities can be leveled by the sheer torrent of the semen.
Al Queada runs at the sheer terror caused by the massive shlong of Hugh Macmaster
A hockey player that turns men gay with his sick flow. Was the first overall pick to the Devils in the 2019 NHL draft. He is compared a lot with Kaako Kappo who was drafted right after him.
Also seems to be the only damn hockey player that girls and puck sluts across America seem to know.
*First Date*
Guy: I saw your Tinder profile said that you were a hockey gal. What's your favorite team?
Girl: OMG!! I LOVE HOCKEY!! I don't really have a favorite team though... BUT MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS JACK HUGHES!
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A very very good looking British actor. He not just your average hot British guy: he studied English Lit at Oxford (an amazing school), where his dad is a professor of philosophy. Hugh is also fluent in French and a fantastic actor. Another plus, if you've been seeing those new "Burberry Brit for Men" cologne ads, you've been looking right at Hugh! And, to be even more convinced of his hotness, go rent "Ella Enchanted" in which Hugh plays (you guessed it) Prince Charming! It's an amazing movie, and Hugh is an amazing person with an amazing personality, and he is extremely hot!
There can't be a perfect example without a picture - go search for a picture and you'll be sure to understand...
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When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it
Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!