A game with a great concept and lore but executed in the worst way possible. Theres 2 ways to beat this game: 1. Quit/never play at all. 2. spend 2000 hours with the majority of it being holding 2 buttons to eventualy get a fancy stick that explodes. "So basically you spawn on your own island island, cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into Wynncraft." - Technoblade
"Have you seen bill lately?" "No, he went into crippling depression because he realized his favorite game, Hypixel Skyblock is an oppressive regime that simulates working a real life 9 to 5 but he doesn't get payed for it."
A game where you should donate coins to Sgul as they are very cool
dave- Yo have you played hypixel skyblock?
pete- Yeah i just donated 100m coins to Sgul
A game where you are either gay or homophobic.
"Hypixel skyblock is a flawless game with no dupes bugs or glitches" (no one ever)
There are many varieties of Matt’s to be found on the Hypixel Skyblock discord. However, 3 rise above the rest for their superior intelligence and skill at being incredibly annoying: Matthew_MW, Matt6789 and LegitiMATT. They can often be seen roaming the skyblock help channel but can also be summoned elsewhere via a ping (usually).
Those Matt (Hypixel Variety)’s, they’re getting out of control!
Imagine a typical Hypixel player, imagine if they were amazing and they were cool. Basically a nice Hypixel boi.
AnEpicYeet is a Hypixel Hobo Supreme.
Anything that automates actions including using F11 and a weight to hold down keys
I use hypixel macros to farm billions of wart.
Minecraft player that plays on minecraft multiplayer server called Hypixel with emo skin. Most of the time they pay for ranks and tries to knock you into the void in skywars all the time. They spam fishing rod, without it they are bad at PvP.
Carl: I was playing Hypixel skywars yesterday and I got killed by Hypixel emo players all the time.
Matthew: Yeah there is nothing you can do against Hypixel emo players, they will knock you into the void with rod every time.