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Nick Clegg is a classic example of a hypocrite.
I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees
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A word for someone who is and/or does the same thing that they accuse others of doing or being.
Most commonly found in dating, battle of the sexes, marriage, politics, parenting, divorce, high school and acts of jealousy.
An annoying form of insanity (because one would have to have a twisted view to be repeatedly hypocritical), stupidity and immaturity.
Annoying hypocrite "I had sex with this slut last night"
Non-hypocrite "Then are you not a slut too? And what if she like sex more than you but is just more sucessful? If you could nail every chick you would. Doesn't that make you also slut AND a bit of a loser?"
Annoying hypocrite "No, men are studs and allowed to have sex but if a woman does she is a slut"
Non-hypocrite "Then who are you supposed to have sex with if women are not allowed?"
Different Annoying hypocrite "That guy was a verbally abusive, good for nothing loser! I told him that last night"
Different Annoying hypocrite 2 "I dumped him because he was obsessed with breasts.. plus his penis was too small"
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A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.
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A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.
Most Christians are hypocrites.
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Someone who says they would never do say or feel something and then they do it anyway, sometimes not even knowing it at the time.
Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it.
Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.
bob: i hate when people write really long myspace pages!!its a waste of space.
steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long..
bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs...
steve: your such a hypocrite.
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Anyone who contradicts what they say. In Short, many politicians and Kyle M.
Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob.
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!
Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.
Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!
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A title given to one who has found Jesus.
If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.
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