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Used when trying to express that you are a birthday. Another way to say that you love birthdays; without actually having to say it. Sometimes misheard: ‘I’m gay,’ but you need to get your ears checked. They did not say ‘I’m gay,’ they clearly said ‘I’m birthday.’
“I’m birthday, it’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it, Eleanor?”
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Feeling hurt or pissy about something that has happened
Zack: Yo I’m shitty
Ty: Why dude
Zack: Because Taco Bell doesn’t sell nacho fries anymore. Those were the best
What someone says when they want to hide their true feelings. Usually to hide depression, sadness, anger, never a positive emotion.
“Hey, are you okay? You look kinda sad.”
What I say: “I’m fine.”
What I mean: No. I’m not fine. Help me. I wanna kill myself. I have severe depression and I hate myself. Please help me.
Batman is a code word for being depressed, during the day we are surrounded by people who we hide our secret from.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.
“Me accepting that I’m Batman and that it was never for a trend.”
“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”
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We get it your batman you don’t need to say it like 10 times seriously just quit it your BRUCE WAYNE ITS NOT LONGER A SECRET JUST GIVE UP
Batman-I’m Batman
Me-SHUT UP
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Expression used when something is funny asf; dramatic laugh
When someone says something funny...
“I’m screaming” or “I’m screamingggg”
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Yeah man, I am too. So here’s some ways to solve that
- Go eat. Sounds dumb but it works for me so you might as well try it too
- If you have insta, get lost in your explore page. Mines really fucked up and I completely regret it.
- Find a new show/movie to watch
- Text everyone in your contacts “AAAAAAA” then they’ll be immensely confused and it’s a fun time
- Text a random number with “We’re done Jonathan. I know you were with Sarah last night.” Proceed to do this to multiple strangers until someone plays along.
- Pack all your belongings and move to Canada. Being bored will certainly be the last of your problems now.
“Dude I’m bored”
“That sucks man”
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