stop crying before i give you something to cry about

the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.

parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about

I don't give a fuck

Commonly used to say 1. not caring or :) 2. not giving the gender on a form because another word for fuck is sex and sex is gender.

ex 1.

Idiot 1:"You forgot to put your sex on the form?"

Idiot 2:"I don't give a fuck." or "I don't give a sex."

Idiot 1:"0.o." "WAAAA?"

ex 2.

Idiot 2:"You forgot the pizza!"

Idiot 1:"I don't give a fuck!"

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i dont give a damn

I dont give a damn Tristan

I dont give a damn u piece of KAKA

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I don't give (swears)

To express that you don't care about something in a meaner way.

You: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH!
Me: wdym? I don't give (swears)?!?

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I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

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i dont give a rats ass

'I don't give a rats ass' is a similar phrase to 'I don't give a shit'.This basicaly means that the person who uses these words doesn't care about the circumstance whatsover.Literally,it means the person doesn't care about that situation even to the extent of a rats ass!

Person 1-Hey mate,My girlfriend presented me with a mobile
Person 2-What do you expect me to do? I dont give a rats ass about it!

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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

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