Not a hill I want to die on

A military expression referring to an issue that the speaker wants to address, but recognizes would be too much hassle to deal with. It's a metaphor for realizing that, although you want to defend your "hill" from attack, to do so would be suicidal given the much stronger enemy, and this particular hill isn't so vital that you should give up your life for it, so it's best to just retreat.

- "The Colonel wants to kick off the exercise on Monday, but we're really not going to be ready until at least Tuesday. But that's not a hill I want to die on, so I'm just going to go along with what he wants."

- "Look, I understand you're upset about them demoting Corporal Thompson, and I know you want to go argue his case with the Sergeant Major, but is that really a hill you want to die on?"

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I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

i want my pizza

what you say when you want your god damn pizza

damn it I want my pizza

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I want to fucking die

Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.

Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.

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I want to kill myself.

What do you think it means?

I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.

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All I Want For Christmas

a song that sounds like a swarm of bees stabbing a screaming cat that's being strangled to death by another screaming cat. it's so fuking overplayed that you'll hear it before thanksgiving.

Person 1: (turns on radio)
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG

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I want your belly

I want to have deep sex with you. Wanting to put your penis so far into your partners anus that their belly bulges. Wanting to give them a belly bulge.

I want your belly, I want to rail you so deep I can see the outline of my cock

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