Do whatever the fuck you want

1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.

1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."

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You want to play, let’s play

Chamber’s ult on enemy team that scares the living shit out of everyone.

Chamber: You want to play, let’s play. The other team: alright time to head out.

You want to jump in my mouth

When someone tries to finish or repeat what Ms. Cole says and fails

Ms. Cole: you have to tilt the dustpan
Kid: tilt!!
Ms. Cole: YOU WANT TO JUMP IN MY MOUTH!!?!?

do whatever you want day

do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?

"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"

"oh"

Do you want to play shadow?

It's a copycat game. You ask your victim "Do you want to play shadow?" If the respond with "yes' begin to copy everything they say like a shadow.

Me: "Do you want to play shadow?"
You: Sure
Me: Sure
You: What
Me: What
You:Oh hell no
Me: Oh hell no
(etc..)

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you want yo shit back

a kind gesture of asking a person asking a person if they want there shit back

Hey you want yo shit back ? Jennifer says "what shit?" And you say " THE SHIT ON THE END OF MY DICK BITCH."

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Do you want chicken tonight?

When a situation gets way to tence and you have to say something to break the ice!

Girl; I'm in love with you!
Guy; UHHHh.....
Girl: lowl- Do you want chicken tonight?

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