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While it has it's negatives, Elmhurst arguably has the best location of all Chicagoland suburbs. Being bordered by I-88, I-290, I-294 and it's relative central location, anywhere in Chicagoland is within a 45 min. drive.
No traffic from Elmhurst, il:
Loop: 15-20 min.
O'hare: 15-20 min.
Midway: 25 min.
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A hodank town in the middle of a corn field.... otherwise just another black hole
I got sucked into Decatur, IL and can't get out.
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This west suburb, once a small farm town, rapidly changed into a mini-Naperville over the course of a couple years. The divide between social classes in teens is very apparent:
(1) redneck farmers that live close to Plainfield, who smoke newps and eat taco bell
(2) the kids from upper-class conservative families (who were forced to play summer football and cheerleading as 2 year olds in extremely hot weather conditions- many collapsed and died but the ones who made it make up a large portion of the jocks with severe internal trauma that translates to everyone else as unmatchable drive combined with a superiority complex) who smoke minimal newps and eat taco bell on the weekends
(3) the white-trash from Boulder Hill who smoke newps and eat the most taco bell (on account of their proximity to the Montgomery location)
(4) the super ghetto mexican/black/wigers and their families who most likely attend Oswego East High School but technically live in Aurora- almost all are associated with a "gang", smoke the most newps, and have the taco bell hookups (free shit)
(5) the stoners/scenesters and who desperately want to be hipsters but they smoke newps and eat taco bell, so they cannot
(6) social misfits who don't smoke or eat fast food and truly suck major balls.
Since 2007, there has been an eerie number of teen deaths.
Along with this outrageous number of deaths, there is also an overwhelming amount of teen pregnancies/mothers from every social class.
Mr. William: Oh, you are a teenager from Oswego, IL?
Billiam: Yes...
Mr. William: Did you know you have a 98.5% higher chance that you will die in a strange accident or have a child before you are 20?
Billiam: Yeh, I knows it.
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An incredibly good looking guy, generally has a huge penis and is considered extremely attractive by females. Very successful in life and gets what he wants, if you ever meet him don't piss him off as he would kick your ass in a fight.
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I very small town in the southern part of Illinois where your surrounded by your first second and third cousin, ooops I mean wife or husband. If you blink while driving by you will miss it! Its population is ruffly 300.
Hay dad I mean grandpa o wait same person. Because we live in buncombe il
A phrase used by qasdfdsaq with a meaning synonymous to "Bla", "Whatever" or any other situation where nothing sensible can be said. Also used as a meaningless conversation-filler.
Being adapted from "ILS" by Schluff-l-ei (Müsli) regarding Wuff-l-ei (Sita), a common mis-conception exists that qasdfdsaq's use of the word bears the same meaning as Schluff-l-ei's original definition, which is not true.
-- Silence --
qasdfdasq : (Shouts) ILS!
-- Even more silence --
Someone : TV is really cool today...
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS
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Schluff-l-ei : No you don't.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : ILS More.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I'm bored. ILS.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Shut up.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Liar!! Asshole MoFo FUBARD
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : Right, I'm ignoring you now.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I'm never talking to you again.
qasdfdsaq : ILS
Schluff-l-ei : I mean it.
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
*silence*
qasdfsdaq : ILS
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Sita : You're a fucking idiot I'm gonna kill you.
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : ILS
qasdfsdaq : *dies*
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the most completely and totally awesome and amazing person to ever have lived in the history of earth.
Q: Who is the most completely and totally awesome and amazing person to have ever lived in the history of the earth?
A: Well, Jody Iles, of course!
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