Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.
The quality of being Illiterate
Max’s Illiterateness caused him to fail the reading test.
n. A failed attempt at reading or throwing shade.
Bianca Del Rio is a master at destroying those who commit egregious acts of illiteration.
When you use an alliteration but you are to stupid then its called an illiteration.
Oh your Illiteration, is so retarded!
A person who has no understanding of pop culture, or any references regarding pop culture.
(could be music culture or media culture)
You are Pop culture illiterate.
Someone who is intelligent in school but has zero life or interpersonal skills.
"You're book smart and street illiterate."