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Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014


Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 01, 2018


ILLITERATENESS

The quality of being Illiterate

Max’s Illiterateness caused him to fail the reading test.

by Wahay1002 June 05, 2020


Illiteration

n. A failed attempt at reading or throwing shade.

Bianca Del Rio is a master at destroying those who commit egregious acts of illiteration.

by HabeshaCurl80 January 25, 2015


illiteration

When you use an alliteration but you are to stupid then its called an illiteration.

Oh your Illiteration, is so retarded!

by the allnoing June 25, 2018


Pop culture illiterate

A person who has no understanding of pop culture, or any references regarding pop culture.
(could be music culture or media culture)

You are Pop culture illiterate.

by Killapoo March 03, 2023


Street illiterate

Someone who is intelligent in school but has zero life or interpersonal skills.

"You're book smart and street illiterate."

by lexiconartist0 February 25, 2025