Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
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Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.
When you use an alliteration but you are to stupid then its called an illiteration.
Oh your Illiteration, is so retarded!
n. A failed attempt at reading or throwing shade.
Bianca Del Rio is a master at destroying those who commit egregious acts of illiteration.
the misconjunction of knowledge on the way women think
"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil
The quality of being Illiterate
Max’s Illiterateness caused him to fail the reading test.
A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.
Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!