labor ho

to not have a girlfriend but still have sex by running game on single girls or sometimes girls who are going out.

dude1: you aint got a girl?
dude2: nope
dude1: sohow do u keep ur flow?
dude2: I'm a labor ho bitch!

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Dwarf Labor

Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home

midget: i hate dwarf labor

Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!

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Labor Party

A group of useless left wing politicians and non binary furries

“Hmm, I can’t be the only person to think that the Labor Party of Australia hasn’t won a Federal Election in a while?”

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Hard Labor

Engaging in Vaginal sex with a Female Whilst she is in Labor. This is Very Dangerous and should not be tried on LIVING women unless they seriously are jacking up on drugs and dont give a fuck. This will make the baby lose Virginity at the age of 0. This can also cause Child Molestation Charges.

Are you sure you want give your wife hard Labor. It sounds kinda Dangerous

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Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.

Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!

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Labor Day

The day you need something from UPS and they don't deliver.

Teacher: does everyone have their new ipad case
Student: no UPS doesn't deliver on Labor Day

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labor pains

time for 'def', to shit, flop-cutting time

i almost gave birth on the floor, my labor pains were so intense!

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