At least polkadot it up man

When your friend is pissed that T.I. Will not be in Antman 3: Quantumania. You simply respond “Hey! At least polkadot it up man!”
This phrase is meticulously designed to immediately install happiness in the child’s brain

Example:
“GOD SAKE T.I. ISN’T IN ANTMAN 3: QUANTUMANIA!”
“Hey man, At least polkadot it up man!”
“Okay bro I’m so sorry, I love you!”
Kiss

At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes

Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?

At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"