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A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.
Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)
Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.
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Like Dine and Dash But For Ditching the Hospital Bill.
Janna-"Wow. Joey This hospital bill is gonna cost us."
Joey-"Lets just Stitch and ditch."
something the kids says when something is hip or cool.
‘yo jack look at that judge’s beard, it’s totally ditch the wives‘ - rudy
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ditching a girl (or guy) cause they are a crazy ass bitch
Dude this girl is so fucking crazy, I have to ditch a bitch
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the act of ditching your homie for another homie
Yeah, Judy's coming over at 7, but then she's gonna go with Mark at 9 or 10. Man, talk about homie ditching.
A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.
I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.
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I hear that girl's pleasure ditch is like velvety heaven!