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When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.
Him: Do we have any ketchup?
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
To kill someone, often ruthlessly or sadistically.
Example: "You refrigerateed a preschool for fucking JPEGS!?"
morbidly obese person in a compact car.
What do you call pre-Subway Jared driving a Honda Civic hatchback?
A rhinoceros in a refrigerator box.
The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.
I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.
eg. mate it was like a piece of refrigerated toast
An attached, unheated garage in northern climates that, during the winter months, is used to cold-store large quantities of beer that are too big to fit in the regular refrigerator.
May also be used to store large food items, such as a whole turkey, possum, armadillo, packaged deer meat or large pot of soup that are too big for the regular refrigerator.
Dude 1: Oh man, there is no more beer in the fridge!
Dude 2: There's plenty more out in the Free Refrigerator - and grab a couple Bambi Burgers while you're out there so we can make a snack.
This is an often small refrigerator, on campus, typically located in a semi-dorm, open-dorm or pressure-turbine-energy system lab where college students working together or individually on projects and just chilling keep their nice lunches, drinks, snacks and confectionaries. It's pretty common for them to just leave them there for the next person. Sometimes they do it as a nice gesture or gift. Typically, if something's been in there for atleast 3 to 4 days and no one has picked it up, it's yours. Mainly, though, I'd like to introduce the college tradition. If someone leaves something there and doesn't really come back to get it, it belongs to the next hardworking engineer who comes across it on their spare in or out of class time.
Lay student: You look like you're up to a lot.
Hardworking expert engineer (college guy chilling and exploring after getting shit done): Yeah. It's been pretty hectic, especially inside that Energy Systems Lab. I'd better give that Engineer's Refrigerator a peep.