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A punishment particularly common in the Irish dancing community. Children who are victims of this evil practice are forced to lie down on their backs and raise their ankles six inches above the floor, putting a lot of strain on their abs, for between 30 seconds and 2 minutes.
Despite this, many teachers more often use the phrase as an empty threat.
You're eleven seconds late - you have to do 6 inches.
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A common example that a male will use to describe the size of his organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. Usually, the subject referring to this term has a maximum penis size of a tic-tac; if he's lucky.
1. I have a twelve inch penis.
2. Suck on my twelve inch penis.
3. That's nothing compared to my twelve inch penis.
4. My twelve inch penis would blow yours out of the water.
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average penis girth by end of high school
size matters: 5.5 inches girth, 7.5 inches long, and as hard as possible. A long thick dick is no good if it's bendy
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the act of pulling ones own scrotum back away from the penis while performing intercourse, to make the appearance of a longer penis
I was hitting this girl from the back and I gave her the devils inch
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When the mans your after has a dick of approximately only 2 inches but your still tryna fuck
Oree likes that 2 inches over there.
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(1) A penis that is very small.
(1) A penis mutilated by a botched sex change operation.
(3) A man who makes the most of his small penis.
(1) When I pulled down his pants he had an angry inch.
(2) After his botched sex change operation, Hedwig was left with an angry inch.
(3) He had a small penis, but he was an animal in the sack to make up for it!
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A Pubic Inch is a fictional dynamic unit of measurement that varies according to the sex of the person using it and also the context in which it is being used.
For men trying to cover up the fact theyve got a tiny prick, a pubic inch is exactly twice that of an standard British inch (conversion factor 1:2). The pubic inch allows them to save face and convince themselves they are no less of a man, even though theyve only got a chippolatta rather than a beef bayonet.
For men joking about the size of any of their mates cocks, a pubic inch becomes half that of a standard inch (conversion factor 2:1), in order for them to feel good about their miniscule winkies.
For women talking about the size of their long term boyfriends johnson, a pubic inch is twice that of a normal inch so they can boast about their amazing sex life, when actually he goes to sleep after 5 minutes of frantic pumping, shoots his load and leaves her unsatisfied everytime. But at least her girlfriends think she's got a good sex life, and because like all women she cares more about what other people think of her than her own happiness, then its all ok (take high heels as a perfect example, constant pain just because they think it looks good, stupidity at its highest)
For women telling their friends about the guy they shagged last night or the long term boyfriend theyve just split up with (who probably performed as above), a pubic inch becomes the size of the lady in questions little finger. Demonstrated by clenching the fist and wiggling the little finger about like a maggot
Yeah ive got massive cock, at least 9 inches long.
I saw jeffs knob in the shower n its like a button mushroom! Probably only an inch at most!
Well, my bobbys got a huge knob, at least 10 inches! And we dont have sex, we make love and its just beautiful.
Oh my god you should have seen it! It was like a baby catapiller! (wiggles her little finger)
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