Index Finger Up

This is when you lift your ugly ass index finger up to let people know your about to let one out, they may not know this and be startled by the disgusting smell.

John : **Lifts finger up**
Victim : ? U tellin me to wait? *Smells fart* Oh my god what’s that smell??
John : I don’t know *Turns around and giggles like a bitch*
Note : Index Finger Up is the action not the word.

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Polak-says-what-index

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.

Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"

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Bacon Proximity Index (BPI)

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon

I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.

Peace sign index down

A way to tell somebody to fuck off.

"Whatever, peace sign index down ass hole"

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making index cards

another way of say masturbation (pleasuring yourself)

i love making index cards in front of my gf

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Rage Quit Index (RQI)

The score provided by the remaining members of a game or group, after a butt-hurt member departs with a Rage Quit. Typically a 1-10 scale, with 1 being low, and 10 being high. Scores are subjective, but based on the veracity and vitriol of the departing member.

Butt Hurt: This Facebook group used to be great, but all of you racist, homophobic, misogynistic, fascist, and xenophobic assholes have made it unbearable! I hope you all get cancer and die!

Remaining Member: Rage Quit Index (RQI) = 2/10. Quite a cliché since the #2016Election. Needs to get some original material , but at least they we're passionate.

OSI (Operating System Index)

OSI (Operating System Index) A method to determine the level of geekiness or nerdom in an individual using the number of operating systems they use.

Larry: Lewis has so many damn computer gadgets.
Bill: I know, right? What's his OSI (Operating System Index) then?
Larry: 6

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