To Infinity and Beyond

When you shove something as far up your ass as you can

I just sat on this banana and it went to Infinity and Beyond

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Infinity Nut

The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.

I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...

Infinity Saga

The Infinity Saga is the first 22 films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. 2008's Iron Man began the story-line that concluded with 2019's Avengers: Endgame. The ultimate theme of these films is the gathering 6 elemental crystals that have been strewn across the galaxy. Each of these Infinity Stones possess unique capabilities, but they can only be wielded by beings of immense power, such as Celestials or Thanos the Mad Titan.

Kevin Feige revealed to Empire Magazine that he dubbed the first wave of Marvel Cinematic Universe films as the "Infinity Saga" to separate them from the films that will follow.

Infinity Ninja

1. A lemniscate (AKA the infinity sign, or a side-ways eight) that looks like a ninja. Once you see one you'll start seeing them everywhere.

2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.

1. (tilt your head)

8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!

2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

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infinity ward

video game developer located in Encino, California which is popular for its call of duty games notably call of duty 4.

LeVon="yo whatchu know bout infinity ward bluh"

Charles= "you mean those west coast niggas that made call of duty 4?...there sick as hell"

Webster="yo whatchu know bout treyarch"

LaBarack="dog dont ruin my high man..."

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Falling Into Infinity

Falling Into Infinity is the 4th studio album by progressive metal band Dream Theater
It's the first and last full length studio album to feature Derek Sherinian, before he was fired to make way for Jordan Rudess.

DT Fan 1: omgah have heard Falling into Infinity ?
Elnimio: fuck off

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Infinity Ward

A company known to favor the XBOX Community, many believe most of the employees have secret affairs with bill gates.

Jerry: Yo man, you heard about the new DLC from Infinity Ward for COD?

Paul: Yeah, it's only for 360 though.

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