Mother Insult

An insult aimed (sometimes pointlessly) towards your mother usually to make you feel embarrased and uncomfortable. It can also be used as a last gasp insult, where the speaker runs out of ideas and consequentally insults your mother.

Mother Insult eg.

Person 1: "I like this new show on tv."
Person 2: "I like your mum."

Man 1: "I like the taste of this."
Man 2: "I like the taste of your mum."

Guy 1: "I was hit hard in football the other day..."
Guy 2: "Your mum was hit hard the other day."
Guy 1: "Really? By who?"
Guy 2: "By me."
Guy 1: *Uncomfortable shiver*

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Insult War

A dipute between two factions mainley consisting if insults which may or may not involve mothers depending on the agreement between participents

Guy:dude u owned that guy in that insult war
Dude:thanks man i am pretty awesome at those things

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Alliteration Insults

Fuchsia Fuck, Dick Dictator, Vagrant Vagina

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playground insult

An insult made by a squeaker that is usually very good or horrible in every way possible.

Random kid: Well at least the amount of cancer I have doesn't make me lose my sperm count

Random guy: Ohhhh that squeaker coming in with the playground insults

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Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.

Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.

Quad-Insult

An Insulting Phrase or Clause that completely fucks someone's Race, Religion, Outfit and Sexuality.

African Aid Worker: Wow Jimmy, Thats Quite a Tight-Gay-Indian-Hindu Look you got today.
Jimmy: Why the Fuck do you have to always drop a Quad-Insult.

Witty Insult

not "ur mom"

person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"