Black Folk Intolerant

adj. To outwardly express displeasure with the presence (and existence) of black people.

When I asked Jamaal if he wanted to swing by my cookie cutter pad in the suburbs, he said, "Aww hell naw. Those folks up there is black folk intolerant."

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Circadian Lactose Intolerance

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.

"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.

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Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

Lackjoke intolerance

There’s these things yeah, called jokes, their purpose is basically amusement, but some people are allergic to the jokes, and they have this allergic reaction called “taking things too seriously” and so they miss out on all the fun, it’s a shame really, to be lackjoke intolerant 😞

Word on road is Michael’s hiding in recovery from his lackjoke intolerance

Mctose intolerant

Bad stomach and loose Bowles caused by consuming McDonald’s food

Must be Mctose intolerant, haven’t had a hard shit for two days after that McDonald’s

Fuck-hos intolerant

Someone who is indifferent towards the chance to have sexual relations with a slutty female

Jeremy had the chance to sleep with Jessica! Turns out he's fuck-hos intolerant

Intolerant

A person who doesn't blindly believe and respect all opinions for any reason whatsoever

P1: Hey Matt doesn't blindly respect the ideology of a terrorist!!
P2: He's so intolerant