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After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.
Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.
Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.
Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
When a petite girl is pissed at her boss and defiles his silk, Iranian carpet with sexual deeds
Yeah, Mr. Smith is a dick so I treated him to an Iranian Carpetry
The Iranian Hotdog is a torture method, involving 3 vice clamps and a lot of rope. Tie the person to a chair, before putting a vice clamp around their chest, skull, and dick. Tighten each of the clamps until information is given.
hit em with the iranian hotdog
An iteration of the normal helicopter which is a sex move in which the performer spins his/her dick in a circle repeatedly to imitate the blades of a helicopter. In this variation however, after around a minute a 2nd performer will light a firecracker aimed at the helicoptering dick. The helicopter-er will ejaculate at the moment the firecracker explodes which will make the semen “dissapear”
Even though that Iranian Helicopter sent my boyfriend to the ICU, it was totally worth it.
When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it
Im about to inflict the iranian screw
Iranian roses are the worst football team ever, they have no respect for their opponents and have never won
Wow the Iranian roses lost again
When you put a dildo in a shit filled water ballon and drop it from a drone.
My neighbors were being too noisy, so I dropped an Iranian Tomahawk on their porch.