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when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard
i am officially on retarded island after that blunt
Ft Island is a Korean boy band composed of Choi Jonghun, Lee Hongki, Choi Minhwan, Lee Jaejin and Song Seunghyun. Oh Wonbin is their former member. FT Island is the epitome of an underrated band. Their ability to sing and play instruments is a lot better than other singers and artists. However, FT Island is not really popular since Korean dance groups get more attention than bands.
FT Island is the best KPOP band!
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An American parody act consisting of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone that feature heavily on Saturday Night Live.
They write and perform their own brand of awesomeness with hits such as Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Boombox and most recently I Just Had Sex.
Celebs such as T- Pain, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Jessica Alba and Akon are associated with the trio.
They are epic!!!!!!!
The Lonely Island - brilliance
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(n.) Worst ways of learning ever created, Made to ruin kids lives. grades 5-8. used to "enhance" your learning when usually you dont' even learn it.
Bob: I love study island!
Carl: You high today?
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Bethel Island, California. An isle in Dirty Waters that is home to a higher than average number of methamphetamine users.
Turtle: Yo! I need a half deck of ice!
Popeye: I'm all out homey! You gotta go out to Methel Island to reup!
Turtle: Damn rogue! I'm tryin' to stay away from Dirty Waters!
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1.The worst possible sex act. An absolute. So heinous that the details of the act cannot be completely articulated.
2.The worst possible thing. The opposite of the Platonic Form of the Good.
3.A meal served at certain university cafeterias in Seattle featuring horrible tasting sausage and rice.
4.An explicative.
1. I would have given her an Island Breakfast, but I don't have a reciprocating saw.
2. "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle" is the Island Breakfast of movies.
3. The Island Breakfast looks good, I'll have that! (20 minutes before vomiting)
4.Is***d Br*****st!
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Man-made islands in the Persian Gulf located right off of Dubai. There are three different chains of the Palms: Jebel Ali, Jumeirah, and Deira. When completed, they will house luxury hotels, beacfront houses, and water parks. Deira is the largest of the chains. Upon completion, they will be the only man-made structure visible from space, besides the Great Wall of China.
By the year 2015, space toruism will be a reality. I will give those people a bon voyage and remind them to look for the Palm Islands off of Dubai.
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