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making a popsicle out of frozen human shit and eating it
Emma made a fresh batch of israeli push pops last night, do you guys want to have some with me?
Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
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The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.
Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"
Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"
its the most beautful girl whit a stunning body. Big booty and big boobs. She loves to watch movies and to cuddle. She never get in a relationships bur many guys wants her.
Damn everyone needs a israe
its the most beautful girl whit a stunning body. Big booty and big boobs. She loves to watch movies and to cuddle. She never get in a relationships bur many guys wants her.
Damn everyone needs a israe
A large group murd3rers who like to k1ll women and children and b0mb innocent civilians in Palestine. The IDF are criminals who work for apartheid state Isnotreal and are dedicated to the ethnic cleansing and war crimes against Palestinians.
‘Israeli defences are pussies’
The IOF, butchers of babies and women in GAZA
The Israeli Offense Force butchers thousands of Palestinian civilians to steal their land