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a list of top songs and artists virgins like to post
to their social media to think they are cool, but secretly they lack attention and keep dead bodies in their basement.
yo cuz, u check yo spotify wrapped yet? nah man, I am busy fucking yo mom
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1. A deathly sulphorous fart.
*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.
aw man, egg wrap right there.
who wrapped the egg?
that is a fuckin egg wrap.
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The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.
Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.
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Verb Phrase.
The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."
When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.
Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...
Dude your sick!
A full-bodied gunt (female 'front butt') that, lacking room for further expansion on the woman's front side, begins to spread through the hips and continue toward the back.
Not only does she have a textbook gunt, it's becoming a gunt wrap
When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.
it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..