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Jacob is the most amazing human being on this planet. He is very sweet, caring, funny, and kind. He is the best boyfriend any girl could ask for. He treats his girl like a princess yet supppper protective. He's super cute and the most loving person you would ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. Jacob puts on a smile even when he's down inside. That shows how strong he really is :))
Jacob is the sweetest and most caring boy out there
25👍 15👎
Jacob is the type of guy who will give you butterflies when he touches you. he's a sweet, sexy, funny, athletic, smart, lovable man. he's an amazing kisser. he makes your heart sore. when your with him he will have your on an all time high. he treats you like a princess. he makes you feel like theres no one else in the world. he give you the best advice when you need it. he always looks on the brightside of things. you could never go wrong with him. he's deffently a keeper.
#omg jacob is really worth my time
18👍 10👎
Smart and handsome. Attracts all the girls. He always knows what to say and can make you laugh.
Jacob is my boyfriend.
11👍 6👎
Jacob is a name used to refer to a guy who is a closet cocksucker. Jacobs spend most of their life being a nuisance to everyone around them including their family. Jacobs typically like to live in their cars parked in peoples driveway because they can't be adult enough to get over the fact that their roommate is fucking someone they liked(despite the fact that jacobs themselves fuck their step brothers partners). Jacobs also like to broadcast anything and everything online because they need the attention or they might just slit their wrists over it. They also have no problems whatsoever violating other peoples boundaries. Jacobs spend most of their time at mellow mushroom shoving their cock in peoples food and pretending to have a good days work even though they know deep down their life is a total failure.
Oh look there's a jacob! Watch out for his man titties before they eat you!
3👍 4👎
my bf and hes only mine and ill kill anyone that tries to touch him🤭 hes so cute frfr like id let that man do anything to me i wanna kidnap him and never let him go ima keep him in my closet and force him to marry me and give me his kids id lowkey let him eat my ass id drop everyone i know for him me and him forever idc hes mine. he has the cutest smile ever i swear hearing his voice makes me so happy hes just so perfect except when he acts like a little bitch i wanna smack the shit out of him he makes me so mad sometimes but besides that i love him🤭 and hes mine so fuck u.
Girl: OMG is that Jacob..
Other girl: Yea thats Jacob REBEKA'S
BOYFRIEND. and he only wants her so just backoff👍🏼👍🏼
3👍 7👎
the bollocks and the sack
derived from jacobs crackers
sigma chad: if you dont shut your fuckin mouth im going to cut your jacobs off.