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using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
When multiple dicks share a single mouth.
Guy 1: Dude we totally had a dick jacuzzi with Isabella B. last weekend!
Guy2: Aw fuck dude I was so wasted that I don't remember it.
Sexual harassment, often used by CEOs
Bob reprimanded me for doing a jacuzzi with a coworker
When one puts their ass up against another's naked body and farts.... Dry Jacuzzi.
I was spooning my husband and he gave me a dry jacuzzi!
When you bring your uzi in a Jacuzzi and have sex with multiple people eventually killing them all with said Uzi
"Dude Did you hear about brad he totally Jacuzzi uzi'ed those people at the party
During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.
I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.
Sledding down the back after unloading with a money shot. The steaming load is like a jacuzzi on the back of the recipient.
I gave that last skank a Muzi Jacuzzi right before she ubered home.