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When a woman experiences her period in the middle of the night while sleeping on white sheets, leaving a giant red dot.
I gotta get new bed sheets, i woke up on the japanese flag this morning.
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The explanation for certain events that only occur in Japan or under Japanese customs.
Person 1: "What was up with what we just saw?"
Person 2: "Read up more on your Japanese Physics and you will understand"
When your electronic device is seriously malfunctioning and you have no other choice but rip out the power cord and or battery to give it a "fresh start".
-"ah Gavin, mycomputer is blue screening"
-"ok ross, you know what to do....rip that power cord out and give it a Japanese Restart".
A queer with tiny balls also known as JQ
"My boyfriend has small balls"
"O so he's a Japanese queer"
"Hahaha yeah"
words to describe sounds, often simple phonetic combinations of letters.
in japan, it's much more a serious thing, where hundreds of thousands of words are created for some of the most seemingly useless sounds ever, but then, it becomes fun, and even practical at points.
even actions recieve sounds, and states of being, suchas being complete exhausted (hetoheto), or expressing physically surprise (hatto), even when said actions make no sound.
examples of Japanese Onomatopoeias:
"Fufufu"- often used to indicate the chuckling of a sinister person
"Gao"- used as a growl, many times the sound a dinosaur will make.
"don"- used to express the sound of an explosion
"ban"- the sound of something bursting
"ki"- a screeching sound
"u"- a groaning sound
"do"- often used to portray the sound of a heavy object moving
"dan"- another word to describe an explosive sound, however this word can also be used as the sound of a gunshot.
"zeze"- a wheezing sound
"jiji"- a sizzling sound
"bechabecha"- uncontrolled noisy talking
"hinyari"- to feel cold, however in a way that is not unpleasent.
"beron"- to stick one's tongue out
"kaka"- the sound of a bird's cry.
"odoodo"- to be uneasy, either from worry or from fear.
"nono"- the sound indicating that someone is stretched out comfortably and is taking a rest.
"gohongohon"- the resounding repetitive sound of a wet cough with great reverberation.
just some of the thousands out there.
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Those volunteers that have been blogging daily since the March 11, 2011 Trillion Dollar Eco-Disaster in Japan; posting up to date information from sources World Wide, because MSM will not!
I learned from the Japanese Irregulars today, that 3 reactors in Fukushima, Japan have melted down and are now causing a Several Trillion Dollar Eco-Disaster (STDED)!
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Generally young Chinese or Koreans living in America with no personal/direct recollection of the brutalities imposed by past Japanese on their ancestors. Despite current haters having little tangible tie to this past, many insist on perpetuating Japanese vs. Korean/Chinese abhorrence by attempting to degrade the Japanese culture though spiteful stereotype and other forms of cultural and racial demean. By doing this, certain Chinese or Koreans begin to view themselves and their cultures at a higher level than the Japanese. This, in itself, is a form of racial and cultural supremacy- a blatant hypocrisy for any Chinese or Korean who holds antipathy towards the “bigoted Japanese”.
man, that young japanese hater living in america who has been fed malicious views of japanese by an older generation needs to move on to the present. for reals yo.
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