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How Ryan Porisky really gets his money
"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."
A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob
She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time
When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.
Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker
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To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice
“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”
Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.
Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.
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When 5 to 10 completely nude males gather around a female (preferably nude), run around her in a circle while ejaculating all over her, and whistle the Harlem Globe Trotter theme song.
Dude...me and my friends ran around your grandmother and gave her the old Harlem Globe Jerker.
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A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.
Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."