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A faux scripting command that signifies the end of a mean statement. Usually used in the same manner as /sarcasm
"Quit crying like a little whiny bitch and get to the point.
/jerk"
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1. An insult usually exercised by kids under the age of 8. Anyone who uses it over the age of 10 is probably socially awkward
2. to move suddenly, usually happens when you see something nasty or odd.
3. To masturbate or rub your penis in a rough, but pleasurable seductive fashion. The opposite sex can take part in it too making it feel 10 times better. Usually used in the context: jerk off.
1. "You're such a jerk Watson!"
2. He jerked back when he saw a picture of a vagina that was herpes-encrusted
3. His lady friend jerked him off real hard in his apartment, he moaned with pleasure as she caught his cum in her mouth.
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to be pissed off or annoyed with someone or a situation; also used in the phrase "jerked off". although I usually just use the terms "pissed off" or "annoyed" myself, I've heard this phrase by certain people in NY (although as a fellow NY'er, I smile a little to myself, since the terminology to me means yanking someone's yam, lol).
"I saw some guy checking out Tom's girlfriend last night & he looked pretty jerked."
"Mike looked really jerked off when he realized he left his iPod on the train."
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jerk is someone who bullies or acts like a complete bitch their intire life. I s uggjest you to stay the FUCK away from them.
Landon is a complete jerk in school stay away!!!!!!
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an irredeemably lascivious sphincter and a dastardly, all-defiling mass of neuroses and pathologies.
Person 1: Leslie is so fucking stupid and neurotic.
Person 2: Yeah, shes a total jerk.
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N: One who jerks
V: To sexually please your self
You jerk!
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