JK ILY

Short for "Just kidding. I love you." Under normal circumstances, a quick JK ILY will alleviate any negativity in something you previously said, and it slips off the tongue well.

It should be noted that a constant no homo enshrouds a JK ILY, unless specifically stated.

Guy 1: Hey your Mom's alive!
Guy 1: April foolssss!!!!
Guy 2: But my mom did di-
Guy 1: JK ILY. Talk to you later. *walks off*
Guy 2: WHAT!?

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LOL, jk

means Laugh out Loud, Just kidding even though it really should mean LOL, jokes. but it doesnt. thees two words are often used together in jokes, you say somthing that is not true then write, LOL, jk somthing ellse funny.

it has been used widely to create groups on facebook,

i'd take a bullet for you LOL jk, that would kill me
Lets Run Away Together... LOL, JK I have Asthma
I would carry you to the moon and back...LOL jk, your fat and i'd die
I want you, LOL jk, you wish

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jk beep

Just kidding, but not really

"Beep" cancels out the "just kidding" making the original statement true.

I'm going to eat a salad, jk beep

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Jk Rowling

A transphobic piece of shit.

Do you like JK Rowling?
No, fuck that transphobe!

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JK Rowling

Literary Genius- Author of the awesome Harry Potter series

A very pretty woman as well.

Thomas: hey john, JK Rowling is doing a book signing at the Barnes and noble over on main street, want to come?

John: definitely! what time do you want to go

Thomas: as soon as possible, maybe 1 or 2

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Jk Rowling

Jk Rowling is a rebound British author. She is a staple of modern literature. JK Rowling is the creator of the Harry Potter franchise. She is also world renowned for conspiring with James Charles to make the world gay

Tim:Why did JK Rowling make Dumbledoor gay

Frank: Why

Tim:because he wants to give Harry Potter a bad case of hog-warts

Frank:HaHaHa

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jk-nr

It is an acronym that stands for "Just Kidding...... Not really". This saying means that you weren't actually kidding. It can be used in many ways.
1. An easy way to get out of an insult.... but adding a bitchy twist.
2. It basically means that you meant what you said.
3. It adds humor to an embarrassing thing you just admitted.
(often used on facebook and texting.)

1. Your breath reeks! jk-nr... your breath honestly reeks.

2. Shit!!! I forgot to do my homework last night...jk-nr

3. Christy: I am dating Jared from the chess team.
Stacy: eww
Christy: Jk.......nr

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