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Jonathans are massive Geeks, let there be no doubt. They take nerd to the next level, and are stupidly good at maths. Jonathans look like normal men & try their best to act like normal men, but are quite extraordinary.
Jonathans have a large fan base & are loved by men and women alike because of their personable approach. Even when Jonathan jokes are utterly rubbish, people find them hilarious & can’t get enough of them. A Jonathans fan base is a sickening sight to behold.
Jonathans can be self critical & are not very kind to themselves. They do not enjoy social situations, despite coming across very confident & skilled at managing them. Jonathans like to fix things & feel good when they make a positive difference to people’s lives. They don’t like praise & will avoid it at all costs.
But Jonathans come with a health warning. They can ruin your day in a second flat. Brutal digs, unfunny jokes, deliberate wind-ups, savage put- downs & an unrivalled ability to ignore messages - a Jonathan can make you feel like absolute psycho for merely existing. You need to have a whole heap of self confidence to be able to tolerate time with a Jonathan because he will exacerbate your worst fears with ease in the name of humour.
Jonathans are frustratingly short in their communication & will often leave people wondering wtf they mean. It is very difficult to know when Jonathans are being serious or joking.
A: “Who is leading the meeting later?”
B: “idk but I hope it’s a Jonathan, I need some rubbish jokes in my life”
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One who suffers injustice. Yet forgives thenthen!
Poor Andy, he's now a Jonathan
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The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me
"I wish i was Jonathan"
"Jonathan is soooo cool"
" did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble"
"Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"
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A very cold person who doesn't care for most people, you have to earn his respect and takes friendship very seriously and is honorable. They enjoy dark comedy and are very unforgiving they like to take things scientifically they also love falcons and raptors. Jonathan's are usually good looking and don't really like most modern rap they are funny And if you earn their friendship they will be polite to you and his other firends,also Jonathan's love war and guns and love fighting games also like history and armor
Jonathan is very mean to Alison and that's good because she is a Cunt
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a caring boy who once u get to know him it is love at first sight
LUV U JONATHAN
jonathan is cute
jonathan is awesome
jonathan is loving
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He’s just a guy that lives somewhere
Jonathan’s a guy.
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Some emotional mexican kid, can be very chill at times, used to have a lot of friends all of life until he reached high school. Is always hiding everything and only uses the excuse,"I'm just being woke rn." while hiding the truth to everyone else. Usually is insecure about his relationship status. He has no control over his life and lets his emotions get the better of him. Doesn't like to discuss even with his close friends, just people who he's remotely known for a year.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he's acting like a Jonathan.
Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.
Guy 3: Look, he's running off.
Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.
Guy 2: Lets help this guy?
Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell
Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...
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